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Published Sunday, Dec. 3,
2000 in The Miami Herald
CLEOPATRA NOSE LIFTER
NORI, THE ORIGINAL NASAL PASSAGE CLEANER
NIPGUARD NIPPLE PROTECTORS
FAKE HEAD-BOBBING WOODPECKERS
STINK BUGS OF ECONOMIC IMPORTANCE IN AMERICA NORTH OF MEXICO
LEAF GATHERERS
FAT-REDUCING RING
''PET CHIME'' DOG-OPERATED ELECTRONIC DOOR CHIME
REMOTE CONTROLLED FLATULENCE MACHINE
FOG MASTER FOG-MAKING MACHINE
FLASHLIGHT BAT
PUPPY UMBRELLA
''KID'S CAMO'' CLOTHING
BULL ORGAN PUTTER
''SUPERHEAR'' ELECTRONIC HEARING DEVICE
EXOTIC COLOGNE SCENTS
REPTILE SAMPLER
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