DECISION 2000

Click here to read Dave's columns on how he made the agonizing decision to run for president, which took him several agonizing minutes.

Prune-Eating Hamsters And Other Presidential Hopefuls

The Committee: Rockers, Heloise, And My Gum Man

Race is on, slush fund ready for slush

Any complaints, see Vinny -- on visiting days

He's short, but will stand on his platform

At last a platform worthy of a come-from-behind candidate

Campaign Highlights

"Scoop! Persistent Newspaper Actually Talks to Dave's Campaign Manager!"

CornCam Iowa Farm

Last in the polls, but first in bumper stickers