The Dave Barry for President campaign juggernaut made its first official public appearance at the annual King Mango Strut in Coconut Grove, FL. , where the candidate, who showed the depth of his commitment to the American people by wearing a suit AND gelling his hair, marched with a group of supporters who made the Village People look like Certified Public Accountants. The candidate got an excellent response from the crowd, many members of which showed the depth of their support by not urinating on the candidate's shoes.

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Candidate Barry presents his views on the issues as Field Coordinator and Security Chief Ted Habte-Gabr alertly scans the crowd, looking for women with large breasts.

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