Published Sunday, December 2, 2001
AMAZING FLUOROSCOPE X-RAY-VISION GLASSES
$3.95 plus shipping and handling from Deer
Creek Products, 3038 NW 25th Ave., Pompano Beach, Fla. 33069; 954-978-0597.
Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.
Fluoroscope X-ray-vision glasses will give you a bird's-eye
view of the world. Not even Kryptonite will be able to disarm
your special powers.
Remember the comic books you read as a youngster? Remember
the advertisements in the back for novelty items such as the Joy
Buzzer, the Chinese Finger Trap, Disappearing Ink and the Squirting
Flower? Remember the most intriguing novelty of all -- the X-ray
vision glasses, which were usually illustrated by a young man looking
through something, such as a wall, or his hand, or the clothes of
a hot babe? Remember how you begged your mom for 50 cents, and sent
away for a pair of these glasses? And then you waited for what seemed
like forever? And then, finally, they came in the mail, and you
opened the package with great excitement, and you put the glasses
on, and you looked through them, and you saw ... a confusing blur?
Well, these are those same glasses, only now they cost $3.95.