plus shipping and handling from Deer Creek Products, 3038 NW 25th
Ave., Pompano Beach, Fla. 33069, 954-978-0597. Allow 4-6 weeks
by Arthur Wm. Ritter of Midlothian, Va.
Above, a plump
person tries out the fat-reducing ring. Below, the results
are incredible. Wearing a Fat-Be-Gone ring, you'll look and
feel like a whole different person.
too long, so-called ''medical experts'' have been spreading the
myth that the way to lose weight is to eat less and exercise more.
When are they going to get out of the ''Dark Ages'' and realize
that the REAL secret to weight loss is: Wearing a ring.
point you're probably saying, ''Wait a minute! That sounds too
easy! There must be a 'catch,' right?''
is. It is absurd to think you can lose weight merely by wearing
a ring. That makes no sense! The scientific fact is: You must
wear the ring on the correct finger. We know this is true because
it says so right in the catalog from which we ordered this incredible
fat-reducing ring. Here is a direct quotation, written by somebody
who clearly is not about to be intimidated by the so-called ''rules
believe that by applying pressure on a particular finger, you
can loose weight in a specific area. Each pressure point works
to control a different area in your body. Thumb is for face, index
finger is for hips, middle finger is for buttocks, ring finger
is for stomach and pinky is for thighs.''
about a simple and logical solution that has been staring us in
the face all along! We're sure you'll want to buy a fat-reducing
ring for yourself and everybody on your gift list who needs a
cheerful holiday reminder that he or she is a bucket of lard.
Remember: The cast members of Friends wear these rings on virtually
every digit they possess.