per set of two, plus shipping and handling from Deer Creek Products,
3038 NW 25th Ave., Pompano Beach, Fla. 33069, 954-978-0597. Allow
4-6 weeks for delivery.
still using an old-fashioned rake to collect your leaves, we have
exciting news for you: You're a moron.
We say this
because now there's a brand-new way to pick up yard debris, which
is to put on a pair of these huge plastic claws, which are the
size of garbage-can lids. Now, instead of raking the lawn, you
merely lean over and pick up the leaves! This means that, instead
of spending hours on your lawn, within just a few minutes you'll
be on your way to the hospital for emergency back surgery!
also has countless other uses for you or the discerning person
on your holiday list. If you enjoy scratching yourself -- and
who doesn't? -- you'll be able to cover WAY more surface area
with this item, which is why it has been selected as the Official
Hand Enhancer of Major League Baseball.
know how, when you're at a party, and there's a bowl of potato
chips, you're able to grab only a handful at a time? How frustrating
is THAT? But not any more! Now, in one grab, you can pick up the
equivalent of a giant economy size bag of chips! You'll be the
envy of the other guests! The results with fancy hors d'oeuvres
are equally impressive. U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright
never attends a diplomatic reception without a pair of these babies
firmly strapped on.