A brush with gardening
It will probably come as no surprise to you that I got the idea of painting my lawn from an agency of the federal government. <p/>When I say "painting my lawn, " I don't mean my whole lawn. I just mean this one circular spot that suddenly, mysteriously turned brown, as though it had been visited by a small UFO or a large dog.
The hair apparent
I have a letter here from Mrs. Belle Ehrlich, of San Jose, Calif., who feels I should get a new hairdo. To quote her directly: "I enjoy reading most of your columns . . . but your hairdo in your photo sure looks DATED and NOT at all flattering or becoming, to say the least. If you are still sporting that awful hairdo, I suggest you go to a good hair stylist to give you a new and better hairdo. I hope you don't mind my criticism, it's nothing personal -- just a suggestion."
We're taking our son, Robby, to his first day of kindergarten. He is being Very Brave. So are we.
Driving while stupid
So I have to tell you what I saw on the interstate the other night. First, though, you must understand that this was not just any old interstate. This was I-95 in downtown Miami, proud home of the worst darned drivers in the world.
Selected Columns 2008 - 2011
Dave smells a rat -- no, really - 2/12/11
Dave goes to a Barry Manilow concert
2010 Year in Review (1-1-11)
A tiger escapes from Jungle
Dave goes On Safari
Dave goes to The
Dave does football
Dave's 2010 Holiday Gift Guide (12/4)
Dave's 2010 Year In Review (1/2/11)
For Classic columns see Dave's Herald
Book excerpts from I'll Mature When I'm Dead:
Miami and murder
The Inaugural Parade (2009)
Dave Covers The Super Bowl:
Miami Visitors' Guide
Goes to the Conventions
- Eyeballs on the Prize
- They Hear You Knockin'...But You Can't Come In
- There's a Party Going on Right He....shhhh!
- The Feminine Mystique?
- Don't Fence Me In
gallery from the RNC
- Mile-High Drama
- Denver - It's Not Easy Being Green
- The Floor Exercise
- Green Grow the Lileks
- The Great State of Whatever
gallery from the DNC
- Lost in Translation
2 - Is This Wall Great or What?
- Tastes Like Chicken
- Dave Gets Around
- A Night At The Opera
- The Name Game
- This Little Columnist Goes to Market
- Are You Ready to Rock and Roll?
- The City of Harmonious Harmony
- Beijing: It's Been Real
and the Dolphins (June)
Dave Hits the Silver Screen (April)
Does His Taxes (April)
Presidential Primary - Voting Method (March)
World - The Colonoscopy (Feb.)
Presidential Primary - South Beach (Feb.)