Recent Columns


Classic ’99: Is your kid’s new best friend named “Bessie”? Be very afraid.
This Dave Barry column was originally published Sunday, October 31, 1999 You parents out there should be aware that the young people have invented yet another alarming trend. I frankly … Click to Continue ».Read>>

Classic ’99: Where there’s smoke, there’s a wad of money to burn
This Dave Barry column was originally published Sunday, October 24, 1999 There is big news in the War on Smoking. The U.S. Justice Department has filed a lawsuit against the … Click to Continue ».Read>>

Classic ’99: How I was laid low in the red-light district

(This classic Dave Barry column was originally published Sept. 12, 1999.)

Here, as promised last week, is the second and final part of my report on the fact-finding mission I took to the Netherlands this summer to increase international understanding, a cause that as the great humanitarian Florence Nightingale so often pointed out as she toiled among the sick and wounded-is tax-deductible if you write about it.

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Classic ’99: Don’t miss my slide show of historic cheeses

(This classic Dave Barry column was originally published Sept. 5, 1999.)

As a molder of public opinion, I regularly go on fact-finding missions to foreign countries located outside of the United States. I then report my findings to you in the sincere hope that I can improve international understanding by deducting the entire cost of my mission, including beer, on my income taxes.

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Classic ’99: He’s short, but will stand on his platform
This Dave Barry column was originally published Sunday, August 29, 1999. The U.S. presidential election is a scant 14 months away, and you can feel the excitement building across the … Click to Continue ».Read>>

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Selected Columns 2008 - 2011

2008

Dave Goes to the Conventions

RNC

1 - Eyeballs on the Prize
2 - There's a Party Going on Right He....shhhh!
3 - They Hear You Knockin'...But You Can't Come In

4 - The Feminine Mystique?
5 - Don't Fence Me In

DNC

1 - Mile-High Drama
2 - Denver - It's Not Easy Being Green
3 - The Floor Exercise
4 - Green Grow the Lileks
5 - The Great State of Whatever

Dave's Olympic Coverage

1 - Lost in Translation
2 - Is This Wall Great or What?

3 - Tastes Like Chicken

4 - Dave Gets Around
5 - A Night At The Opera
6 - The Name Game
7 - This Little Columnist Goes to Market
8 - Are You Ready to Rock and Roll?

9 - The City of Harmonious Harmony
10 - Beijing: It's Been Real

More 2008 Columns:

Dave and the Dolphins (June)

Miami Drivers (April)

Dave Hits the Silver Screen (April)

Dave Does His Taxes (April)

Florida's Presidential Primary - Voting Method (March)

Dave's World - The Colonoscopy (Feb.)

Florida's Presidential Primary - South Beach (Feb.)

 

2009

For Classic columns see Dave's Herald column page

Book excerpts from I'll Mature When I'm Dead:

Health care

24 script

Miami and murder

The Inaugural Parade (2009)

Dave Covers The Super Bowl: Miami Visitors' Guide

2010

A tiger escapes from Jungle Island

Dave goes On Safari

Dave goes to The World Cup

Dave does football (soccer)

Dave's 2010 Holiday Gift Guide (12/4)

Dave's 2010 Year In Review (1/2/11)

2011

Dave smells a rat -- no, really - 2/12/11

Dave goes to a Barry Manilow concert

2010 Year in Review (1-1-11)