Recent Columns

Dave Barry: Brain chips, porn, good food ... and, oh, yeah, the candidates

Let’s visit the Designated Protest Zone

Watch one of the candidates choke

Now let’s eat!

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Dave Barry: In New Hampshire, the moose are as cranky as Bernie Sanders

Keep a tree around in case of moose

Getting Denmark to pay fair share

Sanders: not a funny man

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Dave Barry: Tinkling on Iowa: It’s the New Hampshire primaries!

Trump’s tranquilizer dart wears off

The Gilmore juggernaut has two signs

Will Marco get a noogie?

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Dave Barry: In Iowa, leading with leadership — and little red flags

The curse of low-flow toilets

These Iowans sure are polite

Sanders: Not a heavy metal guy

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Dave Barry: Blowing in the wind in Iowa

Taking the Chipped Beef Challenge

Need turbine parts? Trump can get a great deal

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For more recent columns, visit Dave's page at the Miami Herald.

Selected Columns 2008 - 2011


Dave Goes to the Conventions


1 - Eyeballs on the Prize
2 - There's a Party Going on Right He....shhhh!
3 - They Hear You Knockin'...But You Can't Come In

4 - The Feminine Mystique?
5 - Don't Fence Me In


1 - Mile-High Drama
2 - Denver - It's Not Easy Being Green
3 - The Floor Exercise
4 - Green Grow the Lileks
5 - The Great State of Whatever

Dave's Olympic Coverage

1 - Lost in Translation
2 - Is This Wall Great or What?

3 - Tastes Like Chicken

4 - Dave Gets Around
5 - A Night At The Opera
6 - The Name Game
7 - This Little Columnist Goes to Market
8 - Are You Ready to Rock and Roll?

9 - The City of Harmonious Harmony
10 - Beijing: It's Been Real

More 2008 Columns:

Dave and the Dolphins (June)

Miami Drivers (April)

Dave Hits the Silver Screen (April)

Dave Does His Taxes (April)

Florida's Presidential Primary - Voting Method (March)

Dave's World - The Colonoscopy (Feb.)

Florida's Presidential Primary - South Beach (Feb.)



For Classic columns see Dave's Herald column page

Book excerpts from I'll Mature When I'm Dead:

Health care

24 script

Miami and murder

The Inaugural Parade (2009)

Dave Covers The Super Bowl: Miami Visitors' Guide


A tiger escapes from Jungle Island

Dave goes On Safari

Dave goes to The World Cup

Dave does football (soccer)

Dave's 2010 Holiday Gift Guide (12/4)

Dave's 2010 Year In Review (1/2/11)


Dave smells a rat -- no, really - 2/12/11

Dave goes to a Barry Manilow concert

2010 Year in Review (1-1-11)