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Tour of the Office 1

This is the entrance to my office. The stuff on the door and outside window was put there by my assistant Judi Smith, and most of it is designed to embarrass me. For example, there are various renditions of my high-school yearbook photo, in which I looked like a total geek (as opposed to the way I now look in real life, which is exactly like Brad Pitt). Also there's a photo of me with my pants down, sitting on a device called a Bumper Dumper. Actually, I look pretty good in that one.

Here's a closeup of the front door. As you can see, we have done a lot with it. It's too bad you can't actually read the things posted there, because, trust me, they are pretty stupid.