Published Sunday, December 2, 2001
''BUSTE UP'' BOSOM ENHANCEMENT GEL
$20.00 plus shipping and handling from Le
Club des Createurs de Beaute Order Processing Center, 270 Monroe
Turnpike, P.O. Box 1207, Monroe, Conn. 06468; 1-800-758-1337; Internet:
Bosom Enhancement Gel promises to help combat droop, enhance
firmness and promote tone. It's the perfect gift for that
special woman in your life who is susceptible to gravity.
Suggested by Nancy Williams of Las Vegas, Nev.
Here is the perfect gift for that very special lady on your
holiday list who is susceptible to gravity. Buste Up is a gel
that, according to the promotional material, will ``keep things
going in the right direction ... helps combat droop, enhance firmness
and promote tone. A fabulous `up' for breasts.''
Of course here at the Holiday Gift Guide, we do not take promotional
materials at face value. We conducted a Scientific Field Trial
of Buste Up by giving it to our Herald co-worker, Mimi Whitefield,
who used this product and gave us the following wildly enthusiastic
``I tested this cream for a month, faithfully rubbing it in
every day. I even took it on a Caribbean vacation. (Note to my
bosses: I was working. The cream wasn't.) Did anyone rush up to
me during the trial and exclaim, `The skin in your bust area is
glowing. What texture!!' Actually no. But there was about an eighth
of an inch of cream left in the bottle that I couldn't get out.
And I guess that eighth of an inch could have made all the difference.''
There you have it: An unqualified rave endorsement from a professional
journalist. So this year, give the gift that sends this romantic
holiday message: ``You could stand to be firmer in the breast