Dave Barry's 2001 Holiday Gift Guide
 
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Published Sunday, December 2, 2001

''BUSTE UP'' BOSOM ENHANCEMENT GEL

'Buste Up' Bosom Enhancement Gel promises to help combat droop, enhance firmness and promote tone. It's the perfect gift for that special woman in your life who is susceptible to gravity.
$20.00 plus shipping and handling from Le Club des Createurs de Beaute Order Processing Center, 270 Monroe Turnpike, P.O. Box 1207, Monroe, Conn. 06468; 1-800-758-1337; Internet: www.ccb-paris.com.

Suggested by Nancy Williams of Las Vegas, Nev.

Here is the perfect gift for that very special lady on your holiday list who is susceptible to gravity. Buste Up is a gel that, according to the promotional material, will ``keep things going in the right direction ... helps combat droop, enhance firmness and promote tone. A fabulous `up' for breasts.''

Of course here at the Holiday Gift Guide, we do not take promotional materials at face value. We conducted a Scientific Field Trial of Buste Up by giving it to our Herald co-worker, Mimi Whitefield, who used this product and gave us the following wildly enthusiastic report:

``I tested this cream for a month, faithfully rubbing it in every day. I even took it on a Caribbean vacation. (Note to my bosses: I was working. The cream wasn't.) Did anyone rush up to me during the trial and exclaim, `The skin in your bust area is glowing. What texture!!' Actually no. But there was about an eighth of an inch of cream left in the bottle that I couldn't get out. And I guess that eighth of an inch could have made all the difference.''

There you have it: An unqualified rave endorsement from a professional journalist. So this year, give the gift that sends this romantic holiday message: ``You could stand to be firmer in the breast department.''

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