BULL ORGAN PUTTER
plus shipping and handling from Pure Bull Products, P.O. Box 109,
Lehi, Utah 84043, 877-828-3700, Internet: www.purebull.com
Here is a truly
tasteful and extremely masculine item for the golfer on your holiday
gift list. This is a putter made, in the words of the manufacturer,
from ''the reproductive organ of a bull.'' When you see the size
of this thing, you are definitely going to experience deep gratitude
that you are not a cow of the female gender.
The bull putter comes with . . . no, wait, strike
that. We mean to say the bull putter is accompanied by a list
of hilarious ''one-liners,'' such as ''improve your stroke'' and
''be the stiffest competition on the course.'' It would not surprise
us to learn that Tiger Woods has one of these babies in his bag,
and whips it out to ''break the ice'' during tense moments in
the Master's tournament. Mr. Sylvester Stallone has ordered more
than 30 dozen of this item, and still is not sure he has enough.
without saying that the president of the United States is never
more than arm's length from this item.