FOG MASTER FOG-MAKING MACHINE
plus shipping and handling (Fog Juice: $9.95 per quart) from Halloween
Online Store, 825 College Blvd. Suite 102-403, Oceanside, Calif.
92057, phone 661-297-1851, Internet: www.store-halloween.com
it be great if, whenever you wanted, you could become invisible?
Well, now you can, thanks to the Fog Master, an amazing device
that combines three of the most scientific forces known to man
-- electricity, chemicals and remote control -- and somehow turns
them into fog.
the practical applications of this device. Let's say a police
officer has caught you jaywalking, and intends to write you a
ticket. While he's getting out his paperwork, you simply open
your briefcase, pull out your Fog Master, fill the reservoir with
the special Fog Juice, plug the electrical cord into a standard
AC wall outlet, wait for the Fog Master to warm up, press the
remote-control switch and . . . SHAZAM! You are surrounded
by a dense cloud! Mr. Police Officer has NO IDEA where you are!
You can steal his hat with impunity!
say you're stuck at work, when you'd really rather be playing
golf. Simply fire up your Fog Master, and within seconds your
cubicle will be completely fogged in, allowing you to sneak out
of the office, while your boss naturally assumes you're still
inside the fog, working away! You can make this illusion even
more effective by using the previous item in this gift guide.
(''He must be somewhere in his cubicle, because I keep hearing
Master also has social benefits. Imagine how impressive you'll
look when you ''take the floor'' at a swank dance club carrying
your own personal fog-generating device, powered via an extension
cord. You'll be a one-person ''disco'' extravaganza! The opposite
gender will go insane with lust! Your top swingers such as Mr.
George Hamilton and the late Mr. Dean Martin would not even consider
going on a date without this device. This holiday season, give
the most precious gift of all: The gift of obscurity.